Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Reklama Review by Alex Shifrin

Alex Shifrin from eXile makes another Reklama Review. This time about Sobranie advertising efforts in Russia.

"There is a fine line between genius and stupid. Sobranie, who can best be described as a fourth-tier tobacco player in a three-tier market, has somehow managed to overstep this line. I'm talking about their 2007 advertising push for Sobranie Red, a mid-range cigarette brand produced in Austria for that exotic Evropeyskiy effect. Incidentally, I've always been amused by local brands who, in order to somehow seem more premium, talk-up their European roots. They incorrectly assume that The Old Continent's stagnant social rot isn't nearly as despicable as Russia's New Reformer corruption. Personally, I'll take the latter any day. The sex is much better.

Sobranie's first ads are starting to appear in subway stations around Moscow. The image, oddly similar to Salvador Dali's "The Persistence of Memory", depicts a cloudy field and what looks like a ficus tree tied to a golf iron, with the slogan "your style".

Sobranie Red is a mass consumer brand, with really confused positioning. On the one hand, it tries to appear premium, using icons like a Ferrari on its website, playing on its import status. On the other hand, Sobranie is priced like any cheap mid-range smoke. Anyone who has ever worked over here knows that Russians are very suspicious consumers, and don't believe in a good deal. If something is under-priced or is on sale, to a Russian it can only mean that there's something wrong with it. IKEA had to completely re-brand their clearance sales away from the notion of a "good priced deal" last year so that consumers wouldn't think that there was some sort of defect with the offered sale items.

When the brand launched last year, Russian consumers didn't know what to make of it. Quasi-premium positioning, and a suspiciously low price? Feeling like they made no impact last year, the Sobranie team has created their magnum opus of marketing vaudeville and possibly alienated every remaining consumer with a surreal campaign appealing only to the most astute student of Surrealism.

Despite what Sobranie may believe, they are still in launch phase for this brand, and will remain there until consumers begin to understand it and show loyalty. When you launch a brand, you need to create a lasting and relevant message for the consumer to take away. This message needs to somehow relate to the consumer's sensibilities, or at the very least, stay relevant to their scope of experience and understanding. For many Russians, the ficus-golf thing may very well be the first time that they experience the brand. Who in Russia, other than Sobranie's expat directors, play golf? What the hell does an Asian fig tree have to do with local common sense? If you're confused, so is the rest of Russia. It's like a David Lynch film in print.

Incidentally, the top tobacco players got together a long time ago to set out a few rules of engagement between themselves. It's sort of a way to stay ahead of litigators by doing some internal policing. Top amongst these rules are internal restrictions on the usage of nature, sport or any other healthy-lifestyle associated imagery in tobacco advertising, meaning that Sobranie's ficus-golf ad is a big no-no. Obviously, Sobranie wasn't invited to this particular meeting. Seeing the ad really drove home the tobacco industry's non-perception of the Sobranie brand as true competition. It reminded me of that scene in Animal House when Greg Marmalard, president of Omega House dismissively led Larry and Flounder to the back of the Omega rush party, "...over there is Terry Auerback, captain of the swim team...and Jugdish, Mohammet, Lonny..."

Wednesday, March 21, 2007


It reminds me of an old Russian joke. Wild West. Two cowboys are sitting at on a porch near saloon sipping whiskey. Then all of a sudden a dreadfully looking cowboy on a black horse rushes like a lightening making a lot of noise, yelling, firing into the air and disappears into the darkness. “Who’s this guy?” – “Oh, that one. We call him Joe-that-nobody-could-get.” – “Is he really so difficult to catch.” – “Just nobody gives a damn about him.”

Monday, March 19, 2007

What's the point?


Chewing gum just to freshen your breath is a thing of the past. Now with an innovative new gum from Japan, gum can freshen your whole body. Approximately an hour after chewing the gum, the special aroma component is emitted from your skin through the use of the new substances geraniol and linalool.

Available in three different flavors, Fuwarinka fresh citrus, Fuwarinka fruity rose, and Otokokaoru rose menthol for men. $7 for a set of 2 packs (single flavor or mixed pack) 9 pieces per pack.

What’s the point? Why can’t I simply use deodorant to smell like fresh citrus? Why should I use process the flavor through my stomach, kidneys and liver with the help of menacingly sounded chemicals to freshen my sweat?

Friday, March 16, 2007

Diva for Women

To counter-balance sexist chocolate “Nestle for Men” Diva decided to launch a new product – juice for women only. It enhances your hair, fights caries and completely wipes off all negative aspects of PMS.

To watch Diva commercial click here.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Good ol' times


Many many years ago you could also by injectable opium (from the juice of the poppy) by mail order.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Coconuts



Just one hundred years ago cocaine was regarded as wonderful medicine especially as anaesthetic. Cocaine tooth drops for kids one could buy at a drug store around the corner together with cocaine tooth paste, cocaine tobacco (good for sore throat) and certainly Coca-Cola. This soda was often called ‘spring’ for its wonderful therapeutic effects. Cocaine was banned from no prescription sales only in 1914.


Moscow club “Coconut” (Kokos is slang for cocaine in Russian) is open 24 hours a day and is not expensive.


Lounge cafe Barkhat in St.Petersburg invites its dear guests to a chic New Year party for elitny public only. “Innocent snow lies on the mirror of soul. New Year is coming. Go away, shit, go away”.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Ешьте сало!

Lard is one of the most loved foods in Ukraine and Southern Russia. As far as I know it’s also popular in Poland, Hungary and the Czech Republic but I’m not sure. It’s especially good with rye bread and some garlic. The popularity of lard in Ukraine is so high they even hold Lard Festivals. There are hundreds of Ukrainian dishes with lard as vital ingredient. In Odessa they even produced a special candy – lard covered in chocolate (it was meant as a joke). Lard is becoming more and more popular in the UK. In Germany lard spray (looks like butter) is also gaining popularity.

Friday, March 09, 2007

Happy International Women's Day!


Tuesday, March 06, 2007

SumSeeds





Now Mr.Semechkin can pick up some good ideas from SumSeeds. They started marketing a new product – sunflower seeds fortified by energy boosters: caffeine, taurine, lysine and ginseng. Almost like Red Bull. Any Russian, Ukrainian or Romanian would love to bring this wonderful snack to a soccer game to make it double fun.

But wait! SumSeeds seeds are without husk! That actually kills all the fun of nibbling seeds and spitting out husk onto… sorry, into a special husk bucket. I cannot imagine how one can inject all the energy boosters inside seeds without removing husk.

Did you know that sunflower seeds contains Vitamin E, Zinc, Iron and lots of other goodies?

Visit SumSeedshttp://www.sumseeds.com

Monday, March 05, 2007

Devil drives Lada

On Moscow streets everywhere.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Mr. Semechkin


One of the most popular Russian snack is semechki – roasted sunflower seeds. For many years almost everywhere one could see babushkas with a big sack of roasted seeds measuring them by glass and packing into self-made cones of paper. Today you can by packaged semechki everywhere. The problem with semechki is that you need to husk them. You can do it with your fingers and true professionals husk semechki with the help of the teeth.

Razdolye company launches a new product branded Mr. Semechkin targeting youth and positioning the product as an alternative to pop corn. It comes with an extra bucket for husk and buckets are clipped together. Design by Boxside.

Word of warning - many kulturny Russians view semechki as vulgar and plebeian.

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